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Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ
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A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
“Luke cowell gets whipped by larna”
a really weird, but funny girl. everyone loves her because she has a great personality. usually has brownish hair and blue eyes. Very gorgeous person.
When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.
Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.
Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.
You are Emily Cowell alright...
Some one who likes Simon Cowell to a creepy degree
Did you hear about Sarah she came down with a bad case of cowellitis