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The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"
An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.
I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel
Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.
“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”