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ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 3, 2004

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde August 2, 2015


Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets April 3, 2016


Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).

I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.

by Mosh1200 June 2, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap-Crackle-Pop

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.

Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.

by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap, Crackle, and POP

The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!

God damn boy. I used dem pop rocks and it was like oooooo snap, crackle, and pop!

by Vince March 22, 2003

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