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To have a crap and a wank at the same time.
I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...
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A musical genre, similar to Crunk but with less emphasis on bass, and a pop aspect. Artists include Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris.
Man, crank that crank music! Yuhhhh!
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A computer controlled opponent in an video, computer, or arcade game.
Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.
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Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.
Pronunciation: crr-ang-c
Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day
Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?
Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl
The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do
Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!
Man 1: fuck off!
Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........
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1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation
I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.
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Meth amphetamine, aka CRANK is called Crank because it cranks you up, you are driven, full of energy, cranked up, like the volume on a radio, full blast, to the maximum. The idea that the drug is called Crank because it was smuggled in crank cases of vehicles is so ridiculous it is laughable. How much Crank do you think you could stash in the crank case of any vehicle, much less a motorcycle? Half a gram? What? And what do you suppose you would contain the meth in? Pour it into the oil, and then somehow retrieve it through chemical processes? Only a spun-out meth-head would buy into that belief. Ludicrous!
I did some crank and haven't slept in 3 days.
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