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When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.
“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”
a boy who has ability to make all who dare to know him fall in love, he is not a fan of lasagna but loves sushi, shrimp and women with non bitchy attributes and hates people with "big dick energy" who have no reason to be that confident. he is very handsome, sweet, has the best personality and is one of a kind. the only thing bad about him is that there is only one and he's taken :(
he's a great guy, but he's not like owen crawford
When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.
Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”
The name you make when the police are after you.
Police:Whats your name? Me: uhhh Tyler Crawford