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Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.
Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.
The act of crawling on your stomach after doing something illegal.
"After Cornelius stole the money out of the house he snoop crawled back to his whip."
The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).
"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"
"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"
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the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.
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To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
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Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
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