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A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.
RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.
6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*
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After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.
The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.
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The act of covering one's finger in whipped cream, shoving it into a girls vagina, removing it, then licking all the cream off.
John gave his girlfriend a whipped cream finger she would never forget.
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When a girl creams so much you put it in a pie and bake it u then proceed to stuff the pie up her vagina whilst she knoshes of someone else then 3 military men come on and strip whilst strumming themselves and cumming everywhere the original man starts fingering himself till he gags and dies then they all proceed to shag his dead body
Oh boy we did a whip cream supreme with Phil last night
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when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it
whipped cream pie tastes good
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When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
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The act of cumming in a girls ass right as she is about to shit and then eating the mixture. The cum-shit mixture should look like chocolate and whipped cream.
Guy 1: I made some chocolate and whipped cream with a really hot girl. It wasn't tasty, but it was worth it!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It's when you cum on a girl's shit and then eat it basically.
Guy 2. Dude wtf
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