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cristiano ronaldo

to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success

You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.

by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023


Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by November 24, 2021


cristiano ronaldo

better than eden hazard

why real madrid cf never won a ucl after 2018?
- cristiano ronaldo left

by idkwhattosaylmao September 15, 2021

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Cristiano Ronaldo

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by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 21, 2022


Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.

"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo

by GP2 engine November 22, 2021


Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.

Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"

by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021


Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023