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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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When you pour sriracha into your penis before you cum. Preferably during intercourse
"Tim gave Sarah a Spicy Hot Cum Shot. She's been blind for months!"
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A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.
We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!
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cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
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A severely over developed sperm and egg cell resulting in a part humanoid part evolutionary set back .
Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
"That Over developed cum shot is the reason why a screw driver comes with a saftey glass warning . "
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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.