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A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day
Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple
CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.
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Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!
When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.
“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”
When you are such a loser and an idiot that you deserve to be insulted twice at once. Started offensively with the root cum and the second half referencing what could be a large vegetable. Like cum dumpster meets a cucumber and should have had an abortion. Political correct way of calling a millennial a faggot. Someone who tries way too hard
Look at that little cumquat over with his "Powered by Plants" yoga pants and sloppy man bun, I saw his last week walking out of a women's studies class. I bet he has 2 moms .
cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"
"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"
To take away one's anal virginity.
Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.