Resting cunt face

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying

"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"

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Cunty mc cunt face

A cunt with a cunt-like appearance: the type of cunt that genuinely looks a cunt and lives up to the name. What a cunt...

Miss Spencer is such a cunty mc cunt face, I hate her, that cunt.

fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

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CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.

There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

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cunt face

a cunt that has a face with a cunt on it

you are a cunt face

Cunt face

Cunt for face

Alison, you have the cuntiest cunt face and I love your cunt body

Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"