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Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.
I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
(n.)1. the opening at the tip of a penis.2. penis hole.
you drive like a rawheaded cyclops!
(must be on bicycle, arm and middle finger fully extended.)
A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.
I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+
When your woman is on her period, lick her vagina while she gives you head when you are about to cum spin round spit the period blood in her eye and also blow your load in her eye
Last night I gave my girl a Red Cyclops, I dont think she'll be able to see again .
One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.
Dan: So I took this girl out right.
Laur: Nice.
Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.
Laur: Mhmm
Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.
Laur: Go on...
Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.
Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?
Dan: Nah I fucked her.
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Two tits stapled together by the nipple.
I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.
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A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.
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