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A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1
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A sad fuck of a person who has given in to the human tendency towards weakness. They have let bad experiences lead them to believe that bad is all there is in the world; thus blidning them to the good. Cynics like to justify their misery by stating that cynicism is a more realistic belief. But believing that the world is entirely, or mostly, bad is no more realistic than assuming the opposite.
Cynic: Love never lasts, it's all fake!
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
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sarcastic, facetious, noticing
Me: "One time when you cross-trained Erin, she had gone outside and I asked you where she went. You said, 'Oh, she went out to smoke'. So, you have complained about people smoking before".
Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".
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Have you heard of "Cynical?"
Yeah his/her content is not very good
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The #1 Minecraft Client. Made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.
Hey! Did you hear Cynical b69 is coming out?
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grumble grumble grumble waahh wahhh everything's got all these shit problems QQ grumble grumble waaahhhh QQ
Dude, you're too cynical.
Fuck the police.
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