Cynthia

Cynthia: A hot goth bitch that smokes an ungodly amount of weed. Cynthia’s will often have some sort of mental illness and/or extreme Daddy issues. They often find joy in Dark humor, and physical pain of others. Cynthia’s are submissive and sweet girls to the people they love.

“If you like Tattoos and submissive cry baby’s, go talk to Cynthia”

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Cynthia

The most severe Cock and Ball Torture for nuzlockers especially. Great for Pokemon fans who also happen to be masochists

I did a Pokemon Diamond nuzlocke and took on Cynthia underleveled because I'm a masochist

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Cynthia

The Sexy Awesome Gangsta Mexican Nigga!!!

My Sister From Another Mister

Dont Fuck With her shes my best friend Shell kick Ur ass

The Chick That lives Up the street

My bestest Friend In Da Whole Wide freekin world

Likes Birthday sex ;) (not with you T so hop off)

Kayla:"Heyy, Its Cynthia Shes A Fuckin Gangster Lets Go chill On The porch"
Marie:"K Kool"
Kayla:"Oh Shit Its T the Rapist That Loves Sexy Mexican 8th Grade Girls!"

Kayla:(Pulls Out Gun)
*POW!!POW!POW!POW!POW!*

Marie:"We Should Probably Get Someone To Clean This Up"
Kayla:"Naw Lets make Some Kool-Aid First:)"

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Cynthia

person who likes clapped guys

Cynthia: wow he is fit
person 1: no he is clapped

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Cynthia

Cynthia Loves a good ketta sesh but wouldn’t mind getting her hands on any substance. Chews your ear off and loves XE.

Fuck tonight’s going to be a Cynthia

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When a person lets horses consume every thought they have. They love horses more than humans. Any time they see a horse, they just stop and stare.

1. Going to horse shows every weekend
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public

Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"

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Cynthia

Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. Unfortunately, their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In relationships, Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the relationship is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.

Guy 1: Wow, check out that girl's ass; you can't even see the lining of her panties underneath!

Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.

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