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People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".
And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure.
P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you!
"So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"
"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time."
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A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
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A international group of high school moochers who control all the moneyflow of high schools around the world. Often times considered a very dangerous and serious group of people, who get what they want.....no matter what. Also, they are the inventors of the curb stomp.
Billiam: Hey man, it's the D - bag mafia!
Usef: Hide the cattle!
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a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
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a d-bag is a fuckin n00b. like in tfc when FD OMG spy spy shank 4 lyfe.
Lyke OMG i t041y sh4/\/k3d dat n00b in the 5seminal \/3sicle!11!!11!one
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When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher
Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"
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Just say this to kids who are cunts
You a cunt d bag bitch.
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