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Dying of thirst is a song from Kendrick Lamar from the good kid, m.A.A.d. city album. Dying of thirst means people are dying from the lack of Jesus Christ in their lives.
"You, young men are dying of thirst. You need to make Jesus your Lord and Saviour!"
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The extraordinary feat of anthropomorphic drama performed by a perfectly healthy teenager desperate to avoid school.
The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.
Me: Is Katherine going in today?
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!
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If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.
It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.
Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.
When you just can't even and basically die.
This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.
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Dying Fetus is a kick ass death metal band.
Dude you going to see dying fetus and skinless tonite?
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An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.
The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!
Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!
Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?
Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.