A Guy who has Identity Crisis
"Do Me Next" - Impostor Dababy Weebman to Real Dababy Weebman
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this is when you want to have a ride fresher than my dick
guy1: hey i have dababy convertible
guy2:*dies*
guy1: holy shit
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National Dababy day is the same day when Dababy was first born and ready to say βless gooOβ
Joe: yo,did you know that today is National Dababy Day?
Greg: Really?!
Joe: Yeah!
Greg: Less gooO
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this is a holiday that celebrates the epic music of the best music artists of all time! this holiday is celebrated on december 10th
international Dababy Day is the best holiday ever invented, we should all be celebrating Dababy Day!
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person 1: hey have you heard dua lipa and dababy
person 2: no, what's that?
person1: it's levitation
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This school can be found on google maps, and is definitely a real school where people go to receive the highest education on Dababy and Amongus. In fact, this school is so good that it takes only 2 years to graduate instead of 4. In your first year at the school, you learn all about Dababy and how to say LESSS GOOOOO exactly like he does. In your second year, you will learn all about the popular game Among Us and how to always recognize the sus imposter along with how to do all of the crewmate's tasks.
Overall, there is no higher level of education then that available at Dababy Sussy Amongus School. What are you waiting for? Apply now!
(This is not an advertisement for Dababy Sussy Amongus School. All funds generated by Dababy Sussy Among Us School will be donated to the Sus Imposter Fund, a non-profit organization dedicated to finding all of the sus imposters on the planet and ejecting them into space)
Person 1: Wow! I learned so much from my time in high school! Now I am fully prepared to go to college and get a job!
Person 2: How? Haven't you only been going to school for 2 years?
Person 1: That's right! At Dababy Sussy Amongus School, you learn all about Dababy and Among Us which are undoubtedly important things to know! And this school provides such a quality education that after only 2 years I know all I need to in order to succeed in the real world!
Person 2: Damn, I need to apply to Dababy Sussy Amongus School
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When someone says you look like βDababyβ itβs typically to a person who knows they are attractive. Especially when people post thirst traps.
βBruh you look like Dababyβ
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