eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

An expression that’s usually used whenever something depressing or something hard to swallow is said by someone. It is usually used during dark humor or when someone gets roasted.

Person: I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse

Random bystander: eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

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Splash Damage

1. While using the bathroom, water splashes up from the toilet bowl and hits you in the butt.

2. Injury caused by being in the blast radius of a weapon like the BFG9000 or a rocket launcher.

1. Japanese toilets may be odd, but they cut down on splash damage.

2. Player1 discovered splash damage.

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emotional damage

steven dies in Asian mode because of emotional damage

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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bonus damage

Damage incurred while there is a difference in the lives of two characters in a stock round of super smash brothers.

Link is playing Kirby on final destination. Link has 3 lives, and he kills Kirby leaving Kirby with 2 lives. Link racks up 43 damage before he is killed. Now they both have two lives, but Link has 43 bonus damage on Kirby.

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Hail Damage

When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.

Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese

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damage control

an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk

Ex 1:

Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.

Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.

Ex 2:

James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.

Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.

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Emotional Damage

Emotional Damage is a word by Steven He.It means a highly unpleasant emotional reaction as distress or humiliation or anger, which result from another action or behavior.

A:Ur as useless and the ueue in queue.
B:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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