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During intercourse, a man inserts his fist into a women's vagina and when he pulls his fist out he punches the women in the head with that same fist.
Guy one:"DUDE DID YOU DO IT?"
Guy two: "Yeah man I damp punched her so hard!"
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Slang term for the prescription stimulant Adderall, which comes from the name of the active ingredients d-amphetamine and l-amphetamine. Yet another example of what one thinks of when deprived of things like sleep for days on end.
I knew this guy that loved to eat damp lamps by the handful. Unfortunately, it was the only thing he ever ate because once it kicked in, his apetite was lost. On the bright side, his grades skyrocketed due to the greatly enhanced concentration he was able to achieve.
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Naked grinding. Not quite sex, but close.
Guess what me and your mum did?
Wut?
Damp sex.
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when balls have just began the journey into becoming soggy balls
jen just moved to seattle, she has damp balls.
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Noun: The moist fuzz and lint from your pocket that accumulates on you phone's screen. This usually only occurs on hot/humid days, because the moisture on the phone screen is usually leg sweat.
Adjective: A very hot day when Damp fuzz could accumulate could be called a damp fuzz day.
Bill: It's really hot today
Johnny: I know, my phone's got Damp fuzz!
Tom: It sure is a Damp fuzz day...
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after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it
My damp lettuce is drying fast.
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A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.
Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.