dance

Movement to music which the 99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do. Men only dance becasue girls/chicks/birds nag them to do it and occasionally with hold sex if they don't.

I fucking hate dancing but I want to get in this chicks pants so I better go dance with her.

I can only dance when I'm totally tanked.

I'd rather hang out at the back with the boys and drink rather than looking like a homo on dance floor.

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dance

a euphemism for fucking that men use to lure girls into conversation, contact, and eventually intercourse. often used at a club or party

hey baby, you wanna dance?

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dancing

The act of wildly gesticulating like an ass in a vain attempt to attract someone of the opposite sex.

He took her dancing on their first date, and she dumped him that night.

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danced

Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)

I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.

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Dancing

To be on drugs/enjoying drugs.

I'm dancin', bitch. Dance with me!

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Dance

A leisure activity mostly performed by teenage girls that causes them turn in to annoying ass BITCHES.

GIRL:God She is a real bitch now.

OTHER GIRL:Yeah she started Dance last week.

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Dancing

An evolutionary display of fitness. A way to show the opposite gender that you are free of disease and have a relatively high number of desirable genetic traits. A way to advertise one’s, not only high level of evolutionary fitness, but also youth and willingness to mate.

Person A: Wanna go dancing?
Person B: No thanks, I prefer my Fallopian Tubes sperm free at this time.