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omg so hot. has amazing hair, smile, face and just EVERYTHING. omg RAIL ME
person 1: omg there's Dan
person 2: omg Dan is so gorgeous
person 1: ikr!!
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S: yeh okay dan
R:did you just call me dan
S: yeh it’s short for your name
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The most amazing, caring, selfless, sweet, handsome, and sexy boyfriend any girl could want. The girlfriend of Dan is a very lucky person who couldn't ask for more.
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A very perverted person that is obsessed by sex and can't live without it. Every sentence he uses or move he makes is somehow related to sex.
Stop looking at my pussy you dan!!!
Omg, you're such a dan!!
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n. The most amazing boyfriend ever, always dependable, caring, sweet, hilarious. Loves music, soccer, ice cream, and Emily. He's also insuperfluous.
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Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again
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The perfect guy. Great at everything they do. Sexy, smart, romantic, funny. Very well endowed and a great lover with a kinky side. His #1 priority is to please you. Sensitive and understanding, a great listener who will always be there for you. More of a lover than a fighter but will stand up for himself and loved ones. A keeper.
You are so lucky to be with Dan. I dream of having a man as good as Dan.
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