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straight dark knight

when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.

Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?

Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.

by KingBRM January 3, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 9, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dark Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in males that leads them to:
1. Cockily initiate pursue of a confident damsel lacking distress.

2. Tends to display womanizing qualities

3. Is known to be intimated by said damsel, resulting in an internal conflict between attraction and intimidation.

3. Endures failed attempts at attempting to act like a nice guy; as said damsel lacking distress is extremely cognizant of his indiscretions and intentions.

Examples:Han Solo, Gaston, James Bond, Gatsby, Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Han Solo then said, "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, princess." It seems to me like he has Dark Knight Syndrome.

by JP Morgan July 1, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dark Knight Kills Christmas

A Popular video on youtube starring TVmaxwell as Batman. As of 10/14/09 the video has reached 100,000 views and is expected to double within the month.

"Dude have you seen the dark knight kills christmas"?

"yes its hilarious"!!

by Bioshock1234 October 14, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rizzle Me This Dark Knight

When the Rizzler is attempting to rizz up someone, but their target is able to resist the Rizzler's rizzing capabilities.

The Rizzler: Hey, how're you doing?
Person that is being rizz'd: Ew, get away from me creep.
The Rizzler: Well... Rizzle Me This Dark Knight.

by E.N1gma June 5, 2023


DARK META KNIGHT

THE EDGYEST KNIGHT FROM KIRBY

Sum1: Yo have you seen dark meta knight?
Sum1 else: you me mean edgy boi?

by Just a kirb fan September 20, 2023


Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! Iโ€™m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean Iโ€™d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021