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When a guy has long hair and lets his missus peg him so she can see why he likes hitting it from behind.
Fuck last night my missus wanted to try something new so she dirty Darryled me.
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A man who simply enjoys making toast.
“What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”
-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
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when girls wear cut off jean shorts they are called daisy dukes
when guys wear cut off jean shorts they are called darryl dukes
if you are a male, take a pair of TIGHT jeans, cut them off an inch or two above the knee, put them on! The darryl dukes.
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The pouch on the breast of a shirt.
Hey I don't have pockets, will you hold my phone?
No, you have a great Darryl Pouch on your shirt. They are great phone holders.
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A pseudonym for one who is a douche bag.
Richard - "I can't eat with you guys today; I'm spending face time with my friends."
Evan - "Yea, ok Darryl Bag..."
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The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.
(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."
He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
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