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A pointless waste of time... defined by massive usage of cologne and/or perfume, awkward sweaty hand-holding, and feelings of puppy love that usually dissolve in a few weeks (or less)
"we're dating, and, like, he, like, is picking me up in 10 minutes!"
"wow, you, like, smell, really, like, strong!"
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When two lovers go out for dinner and a movie.
Guy: Lets go for dinner and a movie.
Gal: It's a date!
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Going with someone to know more things about them.
He went on a date with her to know more about her
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when a guy and a girl spend time alone together
she went to his house to play video games for a date
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Australian word for "arse"
I'm gonna get my gun and stick it right up your date and blast your inners if you don't piss off.
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American definition:
Widespread social practice through which a guy happily whores himself out for a few hours to a costly female in exchange for hopes of getting laid and eventually a lonely night of sexual frustration.
European definition:
Final stage of courting whose female acceptance necessarily leads to bedroom fun in the immediate aftermaths.
“Hey Mike, how was dating last night? – Well the bitch asked for a ride home so I had to finish myself in the bathroom and spend the rest of the night sleeping on the crutch”
“Hey Giorgio, how was your date last night? – Dude, she wouldn’t even let me finish dessert so I took her home and made her bite the pillow until she passed out”
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A prostitute's euphamistic term for a trick.
That ho asked me if I was lookin' for a date, but she had more than three teeth, so I knew she was a cop.
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