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A living specimen who is an absolute unit and is almost as hot as shrek
Danny devito “UHHHHH oh shrek harder HARDER”
A very very sexy man with a very very sexy attitude.
I ain’t gay
Kyle: dude did you see this new kid?
Megan: OMG I totally did! He’s looks like Danny Devito!!!!!
New kid: hey
*faints*
Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo
Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*
Also known as Gibby, Moobs, and Lord Fat Tits, Antonio Devito is a 5'10" asian chink/lesbian that weighs 300 pound. He is well known for raping many babies and sitting on people when he is mad. Also, he can make semen come out of his gigantic moobs at any time.
"Did you hear about Keegan Hilger making fun of Antonio Devito today at lunch?"
"Yea I heard he sat on him and squished him."
" Wow what a stupid fat titted lesbian"
Can be used as the joke name of Irish president Michael D. Higgins when Danny DeVito came out to say that 'someone told me that the irish president looks like me playing bernie sanders'
Person 1: 'hey who did you vote for in November'
Person 2: 'obviously Bernie DeVito, who didnt?'
anytime something is neato, devito. It’s gonna be a fucking saying in 100 years.
(created by Hannah Montana)
“this is f*cking neato devito!”
When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.
They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.
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