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Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
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The day where NO ONE can call you shit
Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means
John: yeah the day no one can call you shit
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The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
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december 3 is where you bring an empty soda can to school and throw it in the hallways saying, “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.”
december 3
“hey guess what day it is?”
“what is it?”
*yeets empty soda can across the hallway*
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national pajama day!!! everyone wear your pajamas to school!
hey do you know what day december third is?
what
it’s national pajama day!!
december 3 is when everyone wears their pajamas to school
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gf- you know what day it is
bf- no?
gf- december 3* kisses him*
bf- ohhh
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december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.
s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)
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