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Someone who is obsessed with fruit snacks and grape and always talks in caps-lock. But is cool at the same time. He is the most hype person to exist.
Person: I bought some fruit snacks
Decim: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRUIT SNACKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!
To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)
He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was
1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.
Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.
The problem is that he's a humorless dork.
Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."
Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"
Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"
Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"
Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"
A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"
Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
Word that sounds better than wrecked or destroyed because it more formal could be used in different terms
Dude I totally decimated that table after I jumped on it.