deep sea rolly driver

A lorry driver who drives through the channel tunnel under the sea to bring back rolling tobacco so every can enjoy a cheap rolly.

my dad is a deep sea rolly driver.

deep-sea diver

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.

"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"

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Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.

Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.

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deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

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Deep Sea Fishing Lure

The earrings that are aptly known as "guages". They're for catching Fat women, and underage emo chicks.

Dude, that guy has deep sea fishing lures. What a toolbag.

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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

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Deep sea rusty fish hook

When ur fucking a girl doggy style u insert ur index finger into ur own ass then u take ur shitty finger stick it in her mouth & pull on her cheek

She didnt like the deep sea rusty fish hook

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