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Possibly the least known city in Ohio, despite its being the county seat, Delaware remains unknown even to many of the people who live in the state capital, Columbus (approx. 30 mi. S). Symptoms include immediate drop in IQ, moderate to severe befuddlement, a sudden urge to hang your pants around your knees, and constant depression due to the air of mediocrity and lack of desire to do anything about it.
Dude 1: Hey, some guy from a place called Delaware is gonna meet me in the food court! Will you mapquest it for me?
Dude 2: ... What the hell, man? I just used this thing, like, five minutes ago! What's going on?
Dude 1: Unlock your screen, dude. And what in the Lord's name are you doing with your pants???
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The act of being insanely stupid; Not having enough braincells to create a normal thought process using common sense.
"Dude! She's so delaware it's scary!"
"Why are you being so delaware?"
"Ugh, I'm gonna become as delaware as him if I spend too much time near him!"
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Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.
Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.
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The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.
My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers
A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
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A male erection that is small and unimpressive.
Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.
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A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.
It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?
-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.