snake delivery

engaging in a cowgirl position and another male comes into the action while standing over the man on the floor and the guy standing has his testicles in the other male's face while the female begins to choke on it. (possible testicle sweat from guy standing)

Hey man, why did you give me a snake delivery?

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express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.

There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.

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Boof Delivery

A moment characterised by an absolute high-IQ move of brilliance or luck.

"Holy shit, did you see that shot I just did!?"
"Fuck, that's an absolute boof delivery if I've ever seen one."

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Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.

God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

Egg delivery

(noun)

1. Word used to describe unnecessary mechanics of a video game, filler content in a game.
(Term coined from a ProZD skit.)

“Man I hate it when games have basically all egg delivery content and zero actual gameplay.”
“What.”