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1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
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A man named Daniel who is going crazy over something he lost.
Dude what are you talking about? You didn't lose anything. You're acting like a Delusional Daniel.
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The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.
Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.
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Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.
Started by several redditors.
Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.
Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
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A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck
Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch
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Someone who has "Delusional Franka" means that he thinks everything negative about his life is because of "Mr.A". Than he goes in to the phase of ignoring everyone in his life, And will think Mr.A ruined his life. But Mr.A is everywhere.
Mike his PC was lagging and he thinks that Mr.A did it so he has Delusional Franka.
A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.
Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.