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A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.
Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
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Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do
He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed
The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).
Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.
Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.
Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.
(Noun) - A mental state brought on by constant indulgence in Video Games consisting of forgetfulness, forgetfulness, and forgetfulness. The condition could also worsen with continued exposure to Video Games resulting in forgetfulness and a consistent brain fog.
Person 1: "Hey do you remember-"
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."
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fb dementia~the psychological effects one suffers from trying to use facebook through it's quirks, bugs and other annoying F*ups..symptoms include ~ frustration, inability to communicate with fb friends, can trigger anger and urge to throw computer through your window...can lead to severe withdrawl from communication with fb world...if you are experiencing any symptoms please repost so others know...
Wow what happened to Charlotte no one has heard from her in days?.... Oh she is suffering from fb dementia trying to chat when fb is f'd up!
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