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A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.
Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.
The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.
Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!
American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?
American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?
American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
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The feeling of overwhelming joy as a result of lowered expectations.
Dude, it's 3 AM!
That's late...
Just kidding, 2 AM!
Denmark Effect!!!
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Meaning somethings not right here...
'You have a Dick!! God damnit, I knew something was Rotten In Denmark when you said you were Russian.'
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Codeword for having sex so other attentive listeners do not catch on to the underlying message of the conversation. Other destinations can be used instead of Denmark to symbolise different sexual activities such as Canada or London (Foreplay and kissing respectively). A person can also be taken to Denmark unwillingly in which case it can be expressed as 'getting kidnapped to Denmark'.
See that guy over there? I'm going to Denmark with him soon
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Going to denmark is an actual saying made popular for the relative ease of the process that is getting a sex change while in denmark. Of all places in the world Denmark offers the best doctors at the best price with the easiest acceptance rate of sex changes. For this reason when someone is going to get a sex change they would most probably go to denmark.
Oh you did here jimmy became jamie, he "went to denmark: last year.
or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!
the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"
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In which you spread barbecue sauce on the testicles and in the vaginal canal. You then engage in flying 69ing and finish with a chicken garnish laid across your partners' breasts.
Damn son, they just had one helluva denmark barbecue
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Imaginary place, taken as an analogue of the current world. Can me used as a metaphor to describe both current events and a current place
There's something rotten in the State of Denmark - said when something doesn't seem quite right
All's good in the State of Denmark - When you're all good
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