Going to Denmark

Codeword for having sex so other attentive listeners do not catch on to the underlying message of the conversation. Other destinations can be used instead of Denmark to symbolise different sexual activities such as Canada or London (Foreplay and kissing respectively). A person can also be taken to Denmark unwillingly in which case it can be expressed as 'getting kidnapped to Denmark'.

See that guy over there? I'm going to Denmark with him soon

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Denmark

The country where Asian Xenephobics are taken from their homes and tortured on radiators by the filthy, pig men danes - on a special occasion they spit-roast them, laughter and joy radiates from the country on the day.

Danes often isolate themselves from others because they are molested by their parents when toddlers; a normal cycle for the Danes - but a disturbing reality to outsiders.

People who go there are usually ones who murder or rape and are tortured in a life in Denmark, this I find unfair and nobody should spend a life with filthy pigmen- oh I mean Danes. Well, same thing.

I forgot to mention that they're sperglords.

Danish Lowlife Sperglord: Pass me more human flesh.

Danish Lowlife Sperglord's Parents begin to hit the son and molest him, the boy enjoys it like the usual reality.

*More screaming is heard from the living room (Danes are to poor to afford kitchens because of their jew invasion of 38') from Thai children being spit-roasted alive. Popping is heard, must be their eyes. Denmark is absolutely filthy*

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Going to Denmark

Going to denmark is an actual saying made popular for the relative ease of the process that is getting a sex change while in denmark. Of all places in the world Denmark offers the best doctors at the best price with the easiest acceptance rate of sex changes. For this reason when someone is going to get a sex change they would most probably go to denmark.

Oh you did here jimmy became jamie, he "went to denmark: last year.

or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!

the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"

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denmark barbecue

In which you spread barbecue sauce on the testicles and in the vaginal canal. You then engage in flying 69ing and finish with a chicken garnish laid across your partners' breasts.

Damn son, they just had one helluva denmark barbecue

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State of Denmark

Imaginary place, taken as an analogue of the current world. Can me used as a metaphor to describe both current events and a current place

There's something rotten in the State of Denmark - said when something doesn't seem quite right

All's good in the State of Denmark - When you're all good

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Denmark

Denmark is full of rubbish and goldfish

"Have you been to Denmark"

"No, I heard its full of rubbish and goldfish"

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Denmark

A nation of virgins, they are most likely to lose the world cup first.

Christian Eriksen: "Oh man I'm such a shit footballer. Tell me why I play for Denmark again"
Åge Hareide: "it's because you are a virgin"

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