dewied

getting absolutely floored by a motorized vehicle, whilst under the influence.

did you see that guy on the news??

no, what happened?
he got absolutely dewied, tried to walk across a freeway

A Dewi

The act of dropping a liquid item over your bed sheets.

"Shit"

"Did you do a dewi?"

"yup smh"

dewy pile

A fresh wet pile of cow shit.

Good thing you didn't step in that dewy pile!