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A "Footballer" from Southampton. He frauded his way into becoming a Southampton player by convincing Graeme Souness that he played for PSG and was George Weah's cousin. He only made one premier league appearance and Matt Le Tissier described him as "Bambi on ice" He was released two weeks into his contract and never heard of again.
Oh, look at Mason Mount! His footballing ability reminds me a lot about Ali Dia.
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The best person you will ever met, she is perfect for guys with names like Afonso, Rodrigo, Dylan, Niall, Luke, João Fonseca and António.
She is very hot and beautiful and has a very good personality
OMG , it's a Bruna Dias!! She's so hot!!
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Sometimes pronounced Dia dela huevos. An annual holiday celebrated in Mexico and Texas. Festivities include decorating cacti with stars, and playing party themed video games. The goal of the holiday is to give someone the celebration of their lifetime. When someone steps in a red dot, you crack eggs in celebration.
We all celebrated Dia de huevos with Jared so hard he could barely walk away from the joyous event.
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Translation: Good Morning Sex.
Definately referring to sex in the a.m. with a hot Spanish man.
I can't wait to have buenos dias sex on vacation!
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A dog Owned by Champions league winner Kai Havertz
Oh look Ruben Dias has ran away
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When your sad that your songs were stolen a lifetime ago and some Miguel fuckboi helps you get revenge
"Haha baka you have poco'd your last loco. Now beunos dias fuckboi"
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When you go onto Wikipedia to look up porn
"Dude I was so bored I did a wiki-PEE-dia
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