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An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.
My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.
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A building in the University of Sheffield. Meant for engineers but is often overtaken by communist humanities students
I tried to get a seat in the diamond but I couldn't due to all the communists
A reference to LSD, from the 60's
Dealer: Yo wanna buy some diamonds?
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For anybody who has a penis, it's whenever you see something that makes you extremely erect/rock hard.
"Man, that doujinshi made me diamonds."
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1) The hardest natural occuring form of the 6th element of the Periodic Table (Carbon). When cut properly it can appear to be very brilliant due its refractive index.
2) A playing field, in the shape of a square, where the corners are bases. Used to play baseball and variations of baseball, like T-Ball, softball, and kickball.
3) A 2D geometric shape with 4 sides of equal length, but with differing perpendicular angles. Actually a rhombus, but commonly called a diamond when a corner instead of a side is at the bottom.
1) It sparkled like diamonds.
2) Let's go to the diamond.
3) Draw a diamond.
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A guy who can't get a girl because all of them decide to claim him as a best friend. Every chick claims he's attractive, but every chick says there is someone out there for him. Probably not though.
Girl: This is my best friend Kell
Kell: Well I wanted to get on, but I'm obviously a diamond.
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Known as girls' best friend
Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!
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