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The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.
Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
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shit that is so wet you have to wipe drips of it off your balls
dude took a while everything come out alright?
yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
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Hot,watery shit that squirts out of your ass at high speeds.PAINFULL!!!!
When you're fuckin' up a ho and your ass is gonna blow,diarrhea,diarrhea
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Liquid poop that shoots out of your butthole at million miles an hour ripping anything in it's path (undees, pants,ect.,ect.) causing the victoms bowels to hurt really bad, and it smells.
I had explosive diarrhea from taco bell! My stomach hurts like hell!
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1.Gay men's period.
2.Make straight guy feels like oversexed gay.
1.Ennis: Hey Jack, let go bareback mountin'.
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!
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When your pissing out your asshole
Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!
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Nasty stuff that people flush to commit die.
Person one: "AHHHHHHHHH HELPPP IM HAVING A MASSIVE DIARRHEA HUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Person two: *hums loudly*