Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass
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The future president of the United States who will take office once G dubbs is assassinated.
-A crazed lunatic who will corrupt and destroy the world, and has secretly injected all americans with crabs through syringes and stranded 2 Pac in Antarctica because he knew about Dick Cheney's plan to take over the world.
Danny you better migrate to Antarctica fast, because Dick Cheney is president and you gotta save 2 pac.
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Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.
Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!
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Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder
The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.
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i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg
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If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.
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