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december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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October 17-19 are national grab dick days. Any girl can grab your dick and you can’t say anything about it
Grab Dick Days is where anyone can touch your dick without permission
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The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.
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When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
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June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!
“Omg it’s national dick day!”
“Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”
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when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!
other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
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You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
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