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when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
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If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
October 21. is a national suck a dick day!
"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"
"why?"
"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.
I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.
Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
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december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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October 17-19 are national grab dick days. Any girl can grab your dick and you can’t say anything about it
Grab Dick Days is where anyone can touch your dick without permission
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The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.
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