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One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.
Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
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Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.
someone: omg i love jas so much
Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew
Laughing at every word someone says just to dick ride for fun, When even after a Nigga disses you, you still ride their shit.
Bro they all dick riders like they Andrew Younger
Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.
He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.
A Kanye West fan I mean like a really really mega fan of Kanye West
- Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? It’s very awesome
- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
Those girls that only talk, and hang around with the hottest kid but never talks to anyone else and makes gross noises when others pass her.
Friend 1: Did you see that girl last class?
Friend 2: Yeah I did, shes a Dick Rider!