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Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

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UrbanDictionary Dickweeds

Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends

All you UrbanDictionary Dickweeds are pissing me off

by The Publishers April 23, 2010

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dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 6, 2007

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dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

by HoratioT April 16, 2008

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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009

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Devils Dickweed

That dank shit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Plus Christian Servers are bomb as fuck so get with the times

"Damn bruh you been Hitten that bomb ass devils dickweed"
Response: "hell yeah muthafucka, I'm going bonkers like Jar Jar Binks Bitch"

by sknfnanfalnfa March 17, 2018


Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer

Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!

by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018