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Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.
The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
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The largest size diet coke you can find that comes from a FOUNTAIN soda machine. NOT from that stupid freestyle machine - MUST BE from a CLASSICC fountain. This is the best beverage to QUENCH your thirst on a low-calorie budget.
I need a thicc diet coke, let's go to McDonald's.
1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.
- Can be straight, curly and any color.
- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.
2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)
3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.
4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
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A snobby girl, typically anorexic, clueless, believes the world revolves around her.
Susan are you not eating lunch again, you are turning into such a diet coke head.
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made famous by zach russom
used when you are drunk and pissed off and the first person you see has a diet coke in their hand you get a free card to call them a 'Diet Coke Faggot'
Matt....ughhh...you're such a diet coke faggot.
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A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.
Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"