One of the sickest Guitar players to ever play
Known for being the lead guitarist of Metal band Patera who he formed with his Brother Vinnie-paul
After Pantera Broke up he formed a new band with his brother called Damageplan
During one of Damageplans live concerts some fucking physco jumped on stage and shot him
RIP Brother Dime
Dimebag Darrel Abott had a heart the twice the size of Texas
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An old man with a beer gut and a bushy, white santa beard that, unlike the clean Santa of your childhood memories, looks like he's been on a bender since the day after Christmas. His Mrs. Claus was likely once a hooker with a substance abuse problem. Natural habitats of a dimebag santa include bike rallies, car shows, country bars, and Ted Nugent concerts.
We didn't realize that there was a car show going on downtown yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got there and the streets were filled with dimebag santas and chicks that look like they had a rough life.
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A drugdealing mother
Yeah we're gonnna find a dimebag lady and get high
A guitar player who is playing a song in the style of "Dimebag" Darrell (the legendary, late guitar player from Pantera) and doing it flawlessly.
Chris just "dimebagged" the fuck outta that song!!
The greatest heavy metal guitarist and a very sexy man. It's a shame he's unalived
Girl 1: "Ever imagined getting banged by Dimebag Darrell?"
Girl 2: "Nigga WHATDIDHESAYYYY???"