do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.

Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."

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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

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Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

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do you want free chicken nuggets

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

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Do you want to get in on some of this action?

Question commonly asked when one wants to know if another wants to get in on implied or stated action.

Jim: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *points to chips and salsa*

Pete: No thanks, I'm Good.

Jeremy: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *directs gaze toward female on which he is currently performing the Boston Tugboat*

Steves: Yes, thanks for asking! Let me get next.

Derek: Do you want to get in on some of this Taco Bell action?

Rob: Naw, I don't want none of that action.

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Do What I Want

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

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do you want some interest?

a nonsense phrase coined by some dumb Koreans, which actually means 'do you crave for attention that much?' ,or 'are you an attention seeker?' , as the Korean word 'gwans(h)im' means both 'interest' and 'attention'. if you see someone say so(especially could be often seen in online games chat such as Overwatch), i could 100% assure you that he's Korean. you'd better take him down starting off by 'work more on your English, you dip shit.'

angry korean game nerd:병신 시발 die die die fuck do you want some interest?
others: what does that even mean?

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