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The act of when you have sexual intercourse with a woman and use A SOCK as a condom.
"Wanna try the dirty dobby?" "What in the fuck is that?" "A SOCK"
When you wear socks while having sex.
Dobby got socks, Dobby is Horny elf, Dobby Floppin with them.
I was dobby Floppin this girl last night, just in case I had to leave quick cause her dad got home.
The act of hitting oneself in the head, with objects similar to a lamp or a bottle of Skele-Gro, while saying to themself "Bad (insert name here)!" over and over agian.
At midnight, I remembered I had another exam to study for, instantly causing me to have a Dobby Moment.
A nerdy way of saying some really bad/smelly pussy
Guy1: So did you get to smash her?
Guy2: Yeah...turned out to be a green dobby
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Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"
Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????
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Dobby is a house elf in the Harry Potter series and has suffered a terrible loss in the Deathly Hallows book and movies.
There are two terms of “Dobby is a free elf”:
1: In chamber of secrets, Harry slipped a sock in a book. Lucius Malfoy gave it to Dobby. Dobby found the sock and indicated Dobby was free from his master.
2: In the Deathly Hallows, Dobby was killed by Bellatrix’s dagger and died in Harry’s arms. This indicates Dobby is free from pain.
Person 1: On the count of three, we will say Dobby is a free elf. ...3...2...1...
Person 1, 2, 3 and 4: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!