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A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?
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Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
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Is the main charater from the BBC show Doctor Who. He is the very last time lord from the planet Gallifrey and travels in a time and space machine called the TARDIS, the last type 40 in the universe. He travels with human companions (and sometimes robots). He has the ability to change his appearance. This process is called Regeneration His main enemy is the daleks, who he met in the episode The Daleks, and they have been seen in every regeneration. They only have one goal- to exterminate all "less superior life forms". Everytime The Doctor beat them.
The Doctor jumped into the TARDIS before the daleks could exterminate him.
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Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.
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The Doctor is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. He has a blue box called the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space), the TARDIS is a Time Machine which goes anywhere in Time And Space. Time Lords have a little thing called regeneration where the Time Lord changes appearance but keeps most mental thoughts.
To call someone "The Doctor" the individual must have extreme knowledge of one topic, so if someone was smart you'd say -
"Calm Down mate, Are you The Doctor or something"
When you say something to sound like a doctor.
That’s a very doctorous statement.
a person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
doctor: sir you have Diarrhea take these pills
patient: how much will it cost
doctor: 1500$
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