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A small woodland creature named for its creator, God. The reason it is spelled backwards is because it is a very evil creature, and some say its backwards. Its head is also backwards. The main reason it is so evil is because it will steal your left sock while you are sleeping. It will also take your regular alpacas AND your sushi alpacas. Watch out! You have been warned. Make a ring around your bed of right socks full of parsnips to ward them off. Good luck.
Wake up! A dog is stealing your left sock!
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Opposite sex of bitch. A bitch's man is a dog. So, if you call your woman a bitch, therefore you're a dog.
You're a dog, and she's a bitch.
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A pathetic beast with no pride. A great insult to wolves if called a dog. The wretched beasts have nothing. They abey and are loyal to the idiotic human race who thinks they are all powerful. Dogs are mindless and connot be trusted. They say dogs and Wolves are related. They were, until dogs gave up their pride to live with humans. That was what made them so different, and made them a disgrace to the canine family. They are considered to be lower then even humans.
Wolf 1(the good wolf) You dog!
Wolf 2 (the evil killer wolf) grrrr *atacks*
bad example i know.
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dog:
Part of the feline family, usually spotted in packs in the lower east Brooklyn area.
The dog has nine feet, each with seven claws and has a purple beak.
Dogs are known to be carnivourous and often feast on small children.
That crazy dog ate my neighbor's kid!
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Beer, particularily Newcastle Brown Ale, a beer popular in The UK, Australia & the USA. The term started as a Geordie euphemism for slipping out to the pub i.e. "I'm going to walk the dog" or "I'm going to see a man about a dog" and has since become synonymous with this brand of beer.
"I'll have a bottle of dog please mate."
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