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Nerd Dojo

An esport team gaming house where the team members and support staff live together and practice competitive gaming all day together.

The FaZe Clan have the most audacious nerd dojo in the business.

by November 29, 2020


DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" May 16, 2018


Snow Dojo

(1) A racially mixed person whose parents or ancestors were white and Far East Asian especially (Chinese Central Asian Hawaiian or Filipino) who look fully white or can pass as a white person "Snow" Being reference to the person's very pale skin and European features "Dojo" being reference to their East Asian DNA trying to fight off there European DNA genes and failing.

(2) A white person who learns

Far East Asians fighting's techniques predominantly kung fu and karate

(3) A white male in the military who is stationed in a Far East Asian country like (Indonesia Singapore the Philippines etc.) Who falls in love with a Asian woman and brings her to America

I saw Devon Aoki's in 2 Fast 2 Furious and she look nothing like her Asian father she's a Snow Dojo

The Karate Kid was a classic snow Dojo movie

The reason why Asian women automotives likely persons to marry outside of their race is because of the snow Dojo in the military who fall in love with them

by EmJayee October 1, 2017


Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.

Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.

by Rricecakes January 24, 2022


Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010


dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by February 9, 2023


dojo brain

CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.

Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.

by February 9, 2023